{"id":1164,"date":"2017-01-21T00:59:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-21T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/?page_id=1164"},"modified":"2017-01-21T01:00:54","modified_gmt":"2017-01-21T01:00:54","slug":"geyer","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/geyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Geyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pl-1164\"  class=\"panel-layout\" ><div id=\"pg-1164-0\"  class=\"panel-grid panel-has-style\" ><div class=\"siteorigin-panels-stretch panel-row-style panel-row-style-for-1164-0\" data-stretch-type=\"full\" ><div id=\"pgc-1164-0-0\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-1164-0-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-headline panel-first-child\" data-index=\"0\" ><div class=\"panel-widget-style panel-widget-style-for-1164-0-0-0\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-headline so-widget-sow-headline-default-b3ca050cba19-1164\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t><div class=\"sow-headline-container \">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h1 class=\"sow-headline\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tSelections from Barrow Street\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h1>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div id=\"panel-1164-0-0-1\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-last-child\" data-index=\"1\" ><div\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\tclass=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\"\n\t\t\t\n\t\t><h3 class=\"widget-title\">\"Parable of the Beginning,\" by Bernadette Geyer<\/h3>\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n\t<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span class=\"\" style=\"display:block;clear:both;height: 0px;padding-top: 20px;border-top-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>It began as a joke.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a challenge to see who could tell the funniest joke.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a story that went on so long it became a joke.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a sound wrenched loose from a throat. A laugh.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a laugh that suddenly changed.<\/p>\n<p>It began only when the laughter suddenly changed.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a change they only suddenly noticed when the laughter stopped.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a silence following a contagion of laughter.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a contagion that spread among them throat to throat.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a cure to a contagion.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a rejection of the idea that a contagion could be cured.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a rejection of an idea.<\/p>\n<p>It began as an idea that could be rejected by those with other ideas that could also be rejected.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a proof of a theory that some ideas cannot be rejected. But they rejected the theory.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a theory that had yet to be proven.<\/p>\n<p>It began as proof.<\/p>\n<p>It began as irrefutable proof.<\/p>\n<p>It began when they began to refute it.<\/p>\n<p>It began with the burning of the papers that would prove it.<\/p>\n<p>It began with fire.<\/p>\n<p>It began as a fire that spread like a contagion.<\/p>\n<p>It began again and again until they no longer knew how it began.<\/p>\n<p>It began as an argument over how it began.<\/p>\n<p>And in all their arguing over how it began, they failed to notice how suddenly it ended.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It began as a joke.It began as a challenge to see who could tell the funniest joke.It began as a story that went on so long it became a joke.It began as a sound wrenched loose from a throat. A laugh.It began as a laugh that suddenly changed.It began only when the laughter suddenly changed.It&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"full-width-page.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1164","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1164\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/barrowstreet.org\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}